Streetwise Professor

January 13, 2023

Joe’s Garage

Filed under: Politics — cpirrong @ 6:59 pm

The news brings to mind one of Frank Zappa’s classics, Joe’s Garage:

The reference, of course, being to the revelation that classified documents were found in Joe’s Garage. Joe Biden’s garage, to be specific.

Now, in a sane world I would say this is a big nothing burger. But in our clown world, the Biden administration has made this a Whopper through its pursuit of Trump for his possession of classified documents.

Hoist on his own petard. Karma is a bitch!

Biden’s defense appears to be that he’s only a little bit pregnant and he’s not as pregnant as Trump and besides he didn’t intend to get pregnant and he didn’t know he’s pregnant.

Perhaps that’s generous, because Biden can’t even read his own defense:

(I always have the deepest sympathy for Joe’s sign language translators. How do you sign “WTF”???? I guess she has lots of practice. Lots!)

To add to the hilarity, Hunter lived for a time in the house where the classified documents were “secured” in the garage with the precious Corvette. Yeah, the Hunter who did deals with CCP spies and cavorted with Russian hookers and who had an appetite for drugs that would have put John Belushi to shame.

Supposedly other locations that Biden had access to are being searched for additional documents. Locations like the office space that he shared with Hunter? Are they going to go through Jill’s unmentionables? Inquiring minds want to know!

There are those who suspect that this is a Deep State plot to deep six Joe, who has made it evident that he intends to use the White House as a cognitive care facility from 2025-2029. Could be! My cynicism is sufficiently advanced as to not really care. I’ll just grab some popcorn and watch the circus, clowns and all. Can’t do anything about it, so might as well get some entertainment out of it anyways.

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  1. Have you ever watched the ancient but excellent BBC series “I, Clausius”? Biden is a little reminiscent of Claudius but much stupider.

    Comment by dearieme — January 14, 2023 @ 12:06 pm

  2. Great, great album. ‘Token of my Extreme’ is superb too. And ‘Catholic Girls’. And ‘Stick It Out’. And all of it really. Not heard it in decades, thank you.

    Wasn’t Zappa the first to identify the ‘Valley Girl’, as long ago as 1982?

    Comment by Green as Grass — January 24, 2023 @ 4:45 am

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